Chuck Comeau

                                               Chuck Comeau - drums, backing vocals

Name: Charles-Andre Comeau (aka Chuck)
Birthday: September 17th 1979
Height: 5'9
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown / Green
Siblings: 1 Brother
Birth Place: Montreal
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Sport To Watch: Hockey or Football
Restaurant: Kaisen in Montreal
Color: Black
Clothing Line: Atticus
Food: Sushi
Bands: Guns & Roses, Blink 182, The Beach Boys, Sugar Ray, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park
Movie: Almost Famous, American Beauty, That thing you do, Back to the future I & II
TV Show: Making the band, The Wonder Years, Seinfeld
Book: Drumming for Dummies, Lord of the Rings
Video Game: NHL 2001 PS2
Actor/Actress: Ben Stiller / Katie Holmes
Boy Band: LFO
Superhero: Batman
Boxers or briefs: Boxers
Hugs Or Kisses: Hugs
Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Vanilla
E-mail or Phone: Both
Contacts: Yes
Phrase: What's Up
Pets: None
Ultimate place to live: L.A.
Guilty pleasure: Hip Hop
Previous job: Writer for a music magazine

                                                               Quotes 

*DVD Quotes*

"Hey, what's up? This is Chuck from Simple Plan."

"What's up?"

"Wat up? Wat up? Simple Plan."

"Hey, what's up? Chuck here."

"I'm really bummed out that you're filming me right now, can you go away?"

"This is fucking tiring."

"What's up? We're gonna shoot a video today, this is my breakfast. This is where we shoot."

"This is the look I think I'll base my future on."

"I'm tired."

"Are you talking about my penis?"

"We are in Paris, France."

"We are in Paris."

"We're in France, what's up?"

"We're in Midrid Spain, Midrid! And I actually never thought I would ever be in Spain, that's right."

"That's right!"

"Sup dog, where are your girls?"

"It's not really someone in particular, it's just an image of what you look like when you've achieved avada. That's after lots of masterbastion."

"Ah, it's pretty fluid."

"Hey, what's up? This is Pierre, his my friend. I'm Chuck."

"I can't feel my balls! It's fucking bad, look at the people here. Their crazy! And, uh, they put those heating things there, but their not working! It's fucking cold!"

"Our performace is so powerfull, so fucking breathtaking."

"We destroy this fucking room."

"*cough*, *cough* There's dust everywhere!"

"There's like rocks falling on us, I'm bleeding."

"This is gonna be the best shot in the whole video, walking in the ally at night. Well, actually its in the morning. What time is it? *pauses* 5AM. We're almost done, this is the last shot, and best shot of the video I think. For my humble opinion."

"Hello, we're in Tokyo, Japan."

"Tokyo, Japan!"

"Hey, we're in Tokyo, Japan!"

"Japan fucking rocks!"

"I'm not gay!"

 "This is where they shot the movie 'The Beach', so, today we're gonna shoot the movie 'The Bitch' with Pierre Bouvier"

"Hear that? People praying. They asked me for another Simple Plan show, because they pray so loud. Look their all gathered there to pray for that."

"This is so beutiful, um, I have never been to such a beautiful place. It's huge, massive, amazing, Thailand. Wish you were here."

"Sydney, Australia."

"Welcome to the big rock show."

"I was afraid we wouldn't see any kangaroos and there's like a million and their all really hungry."

"It's really pretty."

"It's fucking freezing! Maybe we should've worn something else but shorts!"

"Check this out!"

"Now check this out!"

"Hey! Jamica man! Yo! Do you know where we are? We're in Jamica! What's up? Come on again! Yeah!"

"50 cent is here too, yo. Dude, are you happy? Are you scared for your life though that people are gonna come back and shoot you? Right and you got your bullet proof vest on. That's fine. Hey sing a little bit of in da club. It's your birthday, that's right! Yeah!"

"We're at soundcheck."

"This is soundcheck, Simple Plan style."

"This is our dressing room, this is my little corner. Where I put all my shit before the show. If you want to steal my money, my cellphone, all my stuff. It's right here."

"It's always really confusing because they always have these really long hallways, and sometimes bands get lost. Like Jeff."

"We're here."

"You gotta go fast!"

"Go!"

"Yeah! We made it! That's right! Tokyo, Japan! We made it!"

"And this is the first shot of the video, where we, um, get introduced to the house, and the neighbohood. So their just trying to figure out how their gonna frame this, and how their gonna film this. And, um, yeah its the first shot see that's where all the shots are gonna go into the window into the bedroom. So, uh, that's how videos work backward. You film the first shot of the video at the end of the first day. Which is, doesn't make any sense. But they work backwards like that."

"This is the first room that we're gonna see. I think, um, it's gonna be a nerdy kid that's gonna be in that room."

"It's weird like how much detail goes into making a video. Like look at this, none of this was here before. They had to bring in every single thing, so to make it look real. And to make it look like a real house."

"This is where people approve of what you wear, it's kind of silly."

"At first we're suposed to play on top of the roof, ya know. But then it was kind of dangerous, so we decided to build a replic of that roof over there. And now, ah, everythings contribuated with computers. To make it look like we're on that roof, but what you're seeing is not true, it's all bullshit, fake, it's all fake, computerized."

"They've been building this since yesterday morning."

"Now we're going to the rain section."

"We're about 3 minutes before a show, I'm just gonna have a little bit of water, strech a little bit."

"How the heck! Fuck! What the...Patrick! I need to get my phone! I need to get my shit! What the fuck? Fuck!"

"Ah, go fuck yourself, yeah. *Does weird high laugh* Oh, Patrick, I'm so funny!"

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!"

"You know how we got French kissing, well this is German kissing. Fucking bad ass, hurts like a bitch. I'm pissed off, first time I ever had a hickey in my whole life. Hickey. And, um, I'm not afraid of the words, it's a hickey."

"Same show! Every night! Same show, that's right! Nothing, nothing changes! Same show!"

"We're in Mexico."

"We're in Mexico, and, uh, I was at the tourists stops for 2 hours. My fucking stomach hurts, I so want to take a shit. Really bad."

"Mexico! That's the big flag. Main, public space. This is the, uh, famous contridal!"

"Yeah! I did it! That's right! Mother fuckers!"

"What's up? We're in Jamica, and, uh, *laughs*. This is, this is Leonard. His our caddy today, say hi Leonard. And, um, beatiful day. Me and Patrick are, uh, kicking ass on the golf course."

"Here in Jamica, you can't play golf without a caddy. And, um, we get this guy named Leonard, and his been teaching us a lot of stuff."

"Leonard, tell us what we have learn today. How do we have to hit the ball? Show us."

"Today I'm kicking ass on the golf course, today I'm on top of my game. Yeah, that's right."

"I can't see it."

"This is gonna be my good shot, know why? 'Cause I got a Nike ball, just like Tiger Woods. Hell yeah!"

"Ah, you know....fuck you!"

"That's right!"

"I'm excited!"

"Nothing...You've been talking too loud."

Don't go outside, stay online!"

"I see stuff like..I hope you choke on broken glass! YAH! I want to!"

"All you kids that like to be online..visit Simpleplan.com!"

"Girl-girl action is beautiful"

"You've got absolutly no chances with girls...they're all there for Mark McGrath!"

"This is to represent my community!!!*laugh*"-Chuck after being asked why he chosed a rainbow bowling.

"At Jay-Z's"-Chuck, answering the question 'where are all the girls?all the money?'

"I..i..i can't get up. I have a boner."

"Your my friends! Thank you so much!"

"Don't wanna think about you."

"L.A, good times."

"Pierre had massive diarrhea."

(when they ask what the first thing  that he noticed about a member of opposite sex)Chuck: "The first thing I notice? You want me to be honest? Her face."

"Make-up is weird. 'Cuz when you kiss it's like...It all tastes funny and it get all over your face."

"I wanna be a pink crayon cuz a lot of girls want to use me."

"Yup, we speak French all the time. But mostly we french kiss ."

"I still live with my mom and dad, and, uh, yeah that's not good."

"Virgo."

"Bullshit."

"I think fortune cookies are just as relative, personally."

It's good to be Simple Plan'

For Chuck, who is addicted to sushi, traveling to Japan was a super cool perk. But if you ask him what his biggest purchase has been since making it big, you'll be suprised. It's nothing outlandish. "Recently I indulged and bought myself an iPod. That was my gift to myself." He shares.

"The best thing about being in the band is having people like our songs or write e-mails, having someone say that song really helped them through something in their lives or 'I love your band so much. I discovered you and I played you for all my friends, and they all like you.' or having people come out to our shows and wanting to meet us. If other people can relate to our music, it's exciting," Chuck explains.

"It's so amazing how people give up so much of their time to help others and get nothing from it. It's just so cool," Chuck notes. "But for now we're just gonna give our music and hope it touches people."

"Or in the studio," Chuck adds. "I wouldn't mind having four records."

'Second times a charm'

"I really am playing in a band with my only four friends," Chuck adds. "I can't mess this up."

                                                            FAST FACTS 

Chuck's Picky Pre show Prep

The guys agree that Chuck takes the longest to get ready for a show."He takes forever to do his hair!"Pierre dishes."He's a little obsessive about his looks.He definitely owns more products than anyone else in the group,"Jeff adds."He likes all that stuff,like soups and gels."

Chuck likes going to New York City and Asia the most.

He went to collage, but then he dropped out. But he was in collage the longest in SP.

~He likes to receive gifts~

~He signs after every show~

~He was a former member of Reset~

Chuck goes to message boards to read about people that hate Simple Plan

Chuck watched the whole season of Twenty Four in one weekend.

Chuck's first drum set was Yamaha.

Before every show, he still gets nervous.

He attended law school.

He use to write for a weekly music magazine in Montreal.

He ALMOST said this site name in his thank you speech at the MMVA! "It's All About The Fans"!

Chuck's mom still does his laundry.

He claims to be no longer a virgin.

He wears glasses/contacts.

He listens to rap and hip hop.

He use to play the piano.

Chuck apparently left Reset because he was always arguing with Pierre. **Listen to "Friend" by Reset**

He didn't wear a Role Model shirt to the MMVA.

He is a technology freak. He's on the computer a lot. He even thanked Windows Media Player and Real Player for the  interview.

At a concert in Detroit, a fan threw a glass bottle towards the scene and Chuck received it in the face. He had to play the whole show with his face full of blood. After the concert they went to the hospital and Chuck had 4 stitches.

Chuck uses hair gel on his hands when performing so he doesn't lose his drumsticks.

Chuck weighs 140.

Chuck is SINGLE!

Chuck always wears a black watch on his right wrist and a black rubber band on his left one.

Chuck's fave. acctress is Katie Holmes.