When
I really miss a girls touch, what I usually do is sit on my hands so I
get it really numb, you know? What happens, like your hands get numb...
and when you're doing it, it kinda feels like someone else is doing it."
(When asked while they're so energetic) "It's all the drugs we take!"
"They might have bigger clubs, but we have bigger balls" (talking about other golfers while golfing with MuchMusic)
"There are some people who look like aliens. Take Jeff for instance. Our guitar player- he looks like an alien!"
"Kid spelt backwards is dick!"
"There
is the belief of reincarnation and everything, and every generation
there's a new baboon, and for our generation, its Jeff. Jeff is the
baboon"
"When
Simple Plan travels, we like to travel in style, that's why this time
around, from the airport to the hotel, we chose to ride in this
'excellent saloon',because thats how we are"
"This is my morning me. This is how I look in the morning... Just as good as I do at night, baby!"
"Yeah, then there's you (pointing
at Chuck) who's there to please our eyes, cause whenever we look at
him, he's so radiant with good looks and positive energy."
